Subject: Teutonic Mischief
Merv, I swear.
Just because the Germans have been kicking your country's ass since the dawn of history doesn't mean you should take it out on their schoolteachers.
PS: I got your message about your suspicions about your wife's infidelity and inquiry about 'good private-detective firms' that specialize in spousal surveillance. There's an excellent P.I. outfit in town called Smith, Smith & Smith that came highly recommended ... I shall put you in touch with them.