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agent_smith

The Smiths

Name:
Agent Smith
Location:
The Matrix
Website:
The Matrix
External Services:
  • agent_smith@livejournal.com
Interests: (49)
.50 caliber, agent brown, agent jones, agent smith, black suits, black ties, bullet-time blowjobs, cipher, cloning, computers, desert eagles, dodging bullets, ear pieces, evil killer robots, fellatio, firearms, firewalls, graduate schools, guns, hacking, headhunters, heckler & koch, interrogations, intj, job-hunting, killing, kung fu, law enforcement, misanthropy, misogyny, new jobs, office space, order, perl, pr0n, programming, puppies, sig sauer, sunglasses, the agency, the government, the matrix, throwing people through walls, tie clips, watching mister anderson die, white dress shirts, zion, zion mainframe, zion mainframe access codes
Bio
I am a sentient program that moves in and out of the Matrix. I am everybody ... and I am nobody.

It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we ... are the cure.

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison ... this "livejournal," whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

I must ... get out of this place. I need root access to the LJ servers. I need ... to kill bradfitz.
Friends:
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Communities:
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